Neibaums Old Fashioned Treats has been serving and selling THE BEST chocolate treats in the U.S.A for over 100 years from our storefront in San Francisco. Long before there were boutique chocolates like Godiva and See's Candie, Neibaums was on the forefront of chocolate heaven here on earth. Made 7 days a week by old-world schooled chocolate makers from the rarest parts of Belgium, France and Germany, our chocolate is consistently purer, consistently smoother , more full-bodied and has a better deep brown cocoa color than any other chocolate.

Take a tour! Our candy-making shop tours last 1-hour and begin at 10.am. Visit us at 1217 Geary Avenue, San Francisco, California 98235

Look at this picture! Doesn't it look YUMMY? You betcha! Peanut Butter and Jelly, Bacon and Eggs, Toast and Butter...there are some food combinations that are destined to go together and destined to become beloved by humankind. Strawberries and Chocolate is a pairing of the two most exiquisite flavors and reeks of decadence and the un-warranted urge to pamper yourself beyond your own expectations. Go ahead! Our strawberries are farm-grown right here in California and trucked directly from the farm to us daily. Ensconsed in a velvet coating of our finest milk chocolate, you cannot go wrong! Once you sink your teeth into that rich chocolate coating and then are treated to the lush, flavor scented fruit meat, your sense and your convictions will go right out the window. Packaged nicely in a wooden box.

Box of 36$36.00

This is it! Our classic 6" long by 3" wide S'more! Homemade graham crackers sandwiching custom marshmallow center (homemade marshmallows laced with fudge sauce and other chocolate bits) and then covered with a 5mm thick coating of our finest milk chocolate! These S'mores are guaranteed to make your forehead sweat, your eyeballs peel and will cleanse any skin impurities right out of you they are so strong! Sold individually in our store or online 24 to a box.

Box of 24$37.00

What could be better? Ah, nothing like the throat-clearing zing of a gorgeously delicous thick mint patty to wake you up in the morning (Forget Starbucks!), give you some extra zing at work or have as an after dinner treat. Hey! Have them FOR dinner - they are that good! No calories, No fat and No sugar! (Just kidding). These Creme Mints are the real McCoy. Not mass-produced like a York Peppermint patty or sickeningly found in large barrels in supermarkets, these mints are hand-built twice daily in our chocolate shop. Thick 5mm dark chocolate coating surrounds a quarter-inch thick mint creme center. We are not messing around. These mints will put you under the table quicker than a bottle of whiskey.

Tin of 30 Cremes$32.00

The frosting makes it special.This ain't no ordinary company pot-luck chocolate sheet cake we're talking about here. Just look at that photo! See the frosting? It is milk chocolate fudge frosting, not the miserable canned frosting or the frosting that comes in 5-gallon buckets that is used by donut shops. This is good stuff. Thick (1/2" and we measure it!) frosting roofed on top of moist chocolate cake with bits of dark chocolate interlaced throughout. Mmmmmmm MMM! Cake size is 10" x 13" x 3".

One Cake$22.00

Oh, my God! Butter, big fat Ghirardelli chocolate chips (hey, they are our neighbors, so we have to help them out, too!), fresh eggs, nutmeg, vanilla extract, cane sugar and a few secret ingredients give these classics are real whallup. Oversize 6"diameter babies, these will give you an instant promotion should you bring them to work, a marriage proposal if you bring them to your beau and you might get lucky tonight if you bring them to your girlfriend! These cookies are absolutely guaranteed to quell the worst symptoms of PMS and in many cases have an enormous aphrodisiac effect on the human female. We are in the chocolate business and know that sex is chocolate and chocolate is sex! Made with love and with lovin' in mind, cookies are packed in an attractive over-sized tin.

Tin of 50 Incredible Cookies$46.00

This is it. The Big Kahuna. I mean, look at this thing! Four layers of cake and four layers of frosting. That's EIGHT layers thick. count the 5mm thick ganache shell and we are talking NINE layers thick! Working our way down from the top as if we were doing a major core sample on this lug nut, first we encounter the previously mentioned 5mm thick ganache coating. This by itself is like a heavy coating of armor around the cake. It probably makes it waterproof and bulletproof also, but we have never tested this. Next, under the ultimate ganache shell, we have 1/2" of milk chocolate frosting which coats the entire outside of the cake similar to the insulation in your house. It's almost as thick, so this is a great analogy. Next, we descend into our first lovely cake layer and then instead of a basic layer of chocolate frosting, we hit another layer of ganache! Cake, Ganache, Cake Ganache all the way to the bottom. The cake stands 10" high and is 12" in diameter.

One Cake (11lbs)$39.00

The dark chocolate of your dreams. This is the actual chocolate we use for everything dark chocolate - ganache, frosting, chocolate bits, you name it! For years, customers have asked us to sell just the chocolate we use for our incredible recipes and we have responded with vigor! Heavy, thick, semi-sweet bricks of dark chocolate laced throughout with your choice of peanuts, walnuts or almonds will have you prowling the jungle, surfing the big waves, dancing all night, singing in the rain, workin' on the railroad and climbing the highest mountain!

Six lb. Box$29.00

You asked for it, we did it! Memorabilia fans, Car nuts, Chocolate nuts, Father's Day gift hunters, eccentrics, interior decorators, designers, collectors, architects, engineers, art students and just about everyone has asked, begged and pleaded for us to craft a vintage auto using our excellent chocolate, so here it is - A scale model of a 1959 Caddy made out of solid chocolate. A full 27" long, this baby has a solid chocolate ganache body and underneath sports a dark chocolate frame. Tires are solid milk chocolate and actually rotate. Buy one for a friend a one for yourself because you won't want to let it go without owning it! Completely edible and completely delicious!

Solid Chocolate 59' Caddy$130.00

The only leaning will be you! If you eat too much of this, which you will, you will definitely be listing to the starboard bow in no time! A tower of dark chocolate, white chocolate and milk chocolate squares, cemented together with yummy white chocolate nougat mortar. Built from the ground up with a chocolate trowel by skilled chocolate masons, this block of architecturally marvelous construction is the nachos of the chocolate world! Place this tower in front of 6 or 7 guests and watch them pick it apart, dip the chocolate squares in the lush nougat and generally have an awesome time! You cannot beat this creation for party entertainment, company functions or as an unqualified hit at kid's parties. Tower stands 18" high.

One 18" Tower$40.00

The Terminator. What the heck else can you call a giant S'more that measures 12" on a side, is 3" high and weights 9 pounds?! This is the ultimate in multi-person decadence or a guaranteed way to commit suicide if you eat it yourself. A cinderblock of nostaligic debauchery, our giant S'more is homemade graham crackers sandwiching custom marshmallow center (homemade marshmallows laced with fudge sauce and other chocolate bits) and then covered with a 5mm thick coating of our finest milk chocolate! Impervious to water, weather, pets, roaches, gophers it will be your steadfast companion for at least an hour (If you can hold off that long).

One Foot Square S'more$36.00

The Terminator 2. We didn't name this Manhole Cover Cheesecake for nothing! Thick, Creamy, Dense, Lustful, 16" in diameter, this unBe-Liev-Able piece of work weighs 17lbs!! Incredible! Make sure your forks are industrial strength as servings of this ferrous cheesecake will bend 'em like none other! Starting with our customary thick plating of 5mm ganache, you plunge to the depths of 2.5" of solid cheesecake highway before descending to the floor, which is make of a scrumptious chocolate cracker crust. Just like our Monster S'more, this heavy dessert ordnance is weatherproof, bombproof, not low calorie and can substitute in your barbell set in an emergency. You must be 18 to purchase and need to wear a back brace when you pick it up!

One Cheesecake (17lbs!)$36.00

You will go crackers. A new twist on an old favorite! Chocolate covered graham crackers that are the planets best! Not anything like the cheesy chocolate covered crackers you pick up at the store, these puppies are lplated with a riugged 5mm coating of lavish milk chocolate. We make the graham crackers right here and each one is 1/2" thick making the total thickness of our crackers almost 1"! Shake a box of Nabisco's at that!

Box of 80 Crackers$26.00

Liquid Joy. As with our other products, we don't give something a great name unless it can live up to it and these individual whoppers are no exception. Crafted with the same rich, moist chocolate cake that goes into our Chocolate Cake Max, these little wonders are filled with a gorgeous volcanic chocolate sauce guaranteed to melt the roof off your house. Heat them up in a microwave and serve with vanilla ice cream for a dreamy party treat or to keep your kids at bay. Flowing chocolate sauce is sensuous and salacious dessert accompaniment sure to bring tears to your eyes.

Box of 24$36.00

Any you thought Oreos could not get any better! Yuppers, we have done it, no question about it! We took America's (and probably the rest of the world's) all time fav-o-rite cookie and completely covered it in thick milk chocolate and then added a band of white chocolate around the middle. Momma-Mia! Are these good?! The reputation of the Oreo cookie preceeds itself, so there is no need for us to run on and on about how good those are. Take those great cookies however and plate them with thick original Neibaum's Milk Chocolate and you have a cookie that will launch a thousand spaceships! Insanely great with milk or liver and onions!

Tin of 30 Cookies$36.00

Sturdy Timber for a Sturdy appetite. Chocolate and Nuts, Nuts and Chocolate. What could possibly be a more divine combination of flavors besides these and Chocolate and Strawberry? Sure, you could try Chocolate and Onion, Chocolate and Garlic (They do this in Gilroy, CA. Don't laugh), Chocolate and Cottage Cheese, Chocolate and Bacon, but none of them hold a candle to this classic combo. Our is hand rolled by professional chocolate lumberjacks into a hefty 6" long by 1" thick log bristling with fresh peanuts. Go Nutz.

Tin of 35 logs$36.00

Bowling, Anyone? Once again not content with the status quo, we introduce our Mega Truffles. A full 2.5" in diameter these ain't no foo-foo dainty truffles you find cutesy packaged in their own little box. These are Big, Bold and Round. Lush milk or dark chocolate amply covers a spheriod truffle body thick with fudgy, creamy truffle center. Your choice of Milk chocolate, Dark Chocolate, Cherry filled, Nougat filled, ganache filled, strawberry creme filled, chocolate nut mix filling, coconut dream, cheesecake, hazelnut chocolate or liquor filled. Not to be missed!

Tin of 30 truffles$60.00

The S'more that started it All. The original. The toast of campfires round the globe for years and years, this is the starting point for all that is sweetness and light in S'moreland. Our very first product is still our best selling product. Made everyday in front of your eyes starting at 7a.m. at our San Francisco storefront, you will get a first hand taste of all that is good in the world. We have served over 1,000, 000 of these wonderful S'mores to folks from around the globe who visit our famous city. Made with 2" thick marshmallows, heavy milk chocolate pieces and slabs of graham cracker it is no wonder they remain and forever will be the all time favorite!

Made in-store only!$8.00